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Jesus Got A Myspace by smackmysterio619 Jesus Got A Myspace by smackmysterio619
This was inspired while listening to hip-hop group Little Brother's mixtape with DJ Drama called "Seperate But Equal" (which I think anybody who loves hip-hop should cop). They had a skit on there about everybody having a Myspace page these days including Mahalia Jackson and well, Jesus lol. So as I heard that I knew I had to draw something about that so here you go.

"Okay, we're going to Hell for this."

*EDIT: Okay, it's amazing how this shit is getting the most favorites out of all my work when I personally think it's crap. Ah well, one man's trash is another's treasure. But yeah, I tweaked some things that were bothering the hell out of me. First, corrected the quotation from Phonte to Big Pooh (thanks ericboler), cleaned up the line work a bit (thanks Adobe Illustrator), and go rid of the majority of that damn black border (thanks...me). Enjoy.

EDIT: I see some peoples want some prints. Here's what's gonna happen...
...THIS is gonna be redrawn to a more current style. And then prints will be available because the current one is much too small (unless y'all want some 5x5 prints). Stay tuned.
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:iconversusvenus:
VersusVenus Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Student Artist
id send him a friend request
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:icontimliver:
timliver Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
he does
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:iconagirlintherain:
AGirlintheRain Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
If he had a facebook or a myspace. I'd always be online for chatting :p
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:iconburningsoul718:
BurningSoul718 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Jesus: "HEY GUYS! I GOT ANOTHER FRIEND REQUEST!"
Entire Heaven celebrate. True story.
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:iconsecretsinai:
SecretSinai Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Jesus, Friend me too!
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:iconshneekristall:
ShneeKristall Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lol, i wanna be His friend too! :meow:
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:icongriffinofnukes:
GRIFFINOFNUKES Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I wish Jesus had a FaceBook. I would LIKE-raid him.
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akwildrose Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011   General Artist
lol. I love this! Of course, I see it as a cute way of showing how Jesus wants to be our friend, too.... Along with just being funny, of course.
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:iconcheburaskah:
Cheburaskah Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011  Student General Artist
this is an epic win. i need to listen to the song sometime!
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:iconwolverinelg:
wolverinelg Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2011
i just saw Jesus on facebook
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:iconparadoxialgamer:
ParadoxialGamer Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
this...made me smile.

I have a friend, named becky, she hates god, and refuses to belive in jesus. it's kinda sad, he's done so much for me already, i want to share his love with her, but she just refuses to let him in... this might do the trick. ^____^

or atleast help open the door. *sagenod*
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:iconcabal2122:
Cabal2122 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2011
lol! I loved this!
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:icontisteroc:
tisteroc Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
join him.( do you want to be with me? i 'm going to wait for you from the begining till the end.) I think the picture tells this. :)
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:iconmaddocioustheenigma:
MaddociousTheEnigma Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He seems to act like my grandparents when they discovered Facebook.
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:icondarknessthehedgehog3:
darknessthehedgehog3 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Jesus has a youtube [link]
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:iconiambecky:
iambecky Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
shit shit shit shit

NO I WILL NOT BE YOUR FRIEND, JESUS.
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:iconmrs-mad-hatter:
mrs-mad-hatter Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
he actually does have a myspace i added him lol
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:iconoldmanjenkins0:
oldmanjenkins0 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2010
LOL and God Has A Facebook XD
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:iconvisanastasis:
VisAnastasis Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice!!! :love::wow:
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:iconfirestriker:
firestriker Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010  Student
you sir can make the king of kings laugh XD
:iconjesuslolplz:
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:iconsoftfur:
softfur Featured By Owner May 31, 2010
it was kewl
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:iconferal-instinct:
Feral-Instinct Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2010
He probably has a Facebook, too. XD
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:iconcandysorbai:
candysorbai Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
and a twitter
and a formspring XDD
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:iconferal-instinct:
Feral-Instinct Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2010
Hey, I'm a Follower! :laughing:
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:iconcandysorbai:
candysorbai Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
me too XD
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:iconsaye-hime:
Saye-hime Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
and me 2 :D
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:iconseashanti:
SeaShanti Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2010
wow...
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:iconevilfangirl:
EvilFanGirl Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009  Student General Artist
I'd totally friend him!
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:iconuseless-ninja:
useless-ninja Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2009
I personally am a Christian; I think it's funny and cute :D

and Jesus was Jewish b/c christianity didn't come untill AFTER he was crusified.
for~YoshiIchijo

Great work anyways, i neither get the whole "buddhist are offended by this"

lol.
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:iconirabitch6:
IRABITCH6 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2009
lol! i support funny jesus! even though i dont beleve in him! cool pic!
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:iconscorpionfan:
ScorpionFan Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2009
LOL XD
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:iconfrankdiaz:
FrankDiaz Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2009  Professional Interface Designer
Amen to this picture ahahhaha
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:iconsheliathebrave5:
sheliathebrave5 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
Rofl!!!!! :rofl:
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:iconjak-d:
Jak-D Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2009
What a pointless argumement!!!! These guys need lives:)
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:iconpaintedblack13:
PaintedBlack13 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2009
lol I remember a friend and I were once discussing what Jesus' myspace would look like. XD

'Footprints in the sand' picture as his background, glitter graphics everywhere, and a couple million friends.
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:iconnocoughing:
NoCoughing Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009  Hobbyist
3 or 4 people thought i was a reincarnation of jesus andi have no clue how
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:iconcynferdd:
cynferdd Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
`Jesus has a DA account... and he's a senior =D
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:iconnenzie:
Nenzie Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009
haha, love it <3
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:iconvicious-182:
vIciOuS-182 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2009
Ahahahah awesome !

The funy thing is dat I have jesus as my friend on myspace an I all so have god! Lol
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:icona-dancing-blue-flame:
OMG! JESUS KNOWS MY NAME! I'm serious, I clicked on this, and Jesus said, "Hello Becky". lol
:wow:
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:icondrewmaster:
drewmaster Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2009  Student Digital Artist
Strangely enough, if he did have a myspace account, we would likely never know it was him.
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:iconbeautiful-x:
beautiful-x Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2009
Hahahaha. genius. :]
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:iconwieleba:
Wieleba Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2009  Student General Artist
AHA! Wonderful humor here! that's pretty cool! :+fav:
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:iconrazer-athane:
Razer-Athane Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2009   Filmographer
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:iconabcdefg21:
abcdefg21 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2009
I Don't Think You're Really Making Fun Of Him, Because Like...He Got A Friend Request, And He's Saying Her Name, Which Could Be Interpreted To Mean That A Lost Soul Has Found A Friend In Jesus, So To Speak. GREAT Job! This Is Really Cute, And Funny
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:iconalanonsilverblood:
AlanonSilverblood Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2009
kinda strange, but I love it at the same time.
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:iconbethzles:
Bethzles Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2008
Jesus is awesome <3
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:iconnickyvendetta:
NickyVendetta Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2008
Hello Jesus! :love: I love you! Thank you for dying for my sins. :hug:
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:iconthe-phref0:
THE-PHREF0 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2008   Traditional Artist
haha its jesus
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:iconsomerandompersonwhos:
JESUS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!!!!!!!!!!
jk dude jk I saw ur comment and was compelled to comment.
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